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What's on Tumblr?: I dug this up randomly just now and yep, still hilarious

jours:

Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country.


1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that…

 my favorite?

12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

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    my favorite? 12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.
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